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Old Sep 08, 2008, 04:31 AM // 04:31   #1
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POST YOUR DREAM SANDWICHES [follow my template roughly]!


top bun
creamy havarti
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Old Sep 08, 2008, 04:33 AM // 04:33   #2
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Old Sep 08, 2008, 04:35 AM // 04:35   #3
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MEAT PROVIDES MORE THAN 20 HEALTH DAMNIT
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Old Sep 08, 2008, 10:39 AM // 10:39   #4
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right now bread would be a dream for me (its NOT on my diet so any kind of sandwich is fictional for me)
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Old Sep 08, 2008, 05:36 PM // 17:36   #5
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Adkins diet?


BTW, the only "dream sandwich" that comes to mind ATM isn't the type you could eat.
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Old Sep 08, 2008, 06:36 PM // 18:36   #6
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something involving chipotle
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Old Sep 08, 2008, 06:41 PM // 18:41   #7
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Old Sep 08, 2008, 07:43 PM // 19:43   #8
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A pizza sandwich with a lipstick mark from Jessica Alba softly kissing it.
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Old Sep 08, 2008, 07:51 PM // 19:51   #9
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W=[1 + ((bd)/6.5)) - s + ((m-2c)/2) + ((v+p)/7t)] (100 + l/100)

W= chaddar's thickness (mm)
b= bread's thickness
d=type of bread
s = butter's thickness
m = mayonaise's thickness
c = the "smoothie" variable
t = the "taste quality" variable (?)
v = tomato's thickness
p = pickles's thickness
l = salad's thickness

lol science. Some people have too much time in their hands
(this is very serious and is the result of scientific (?) studies)
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Old Sep 08, 2008, 09:18 PM // 21:18   #10
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Subway Chicken and Bacon Ranch with lettuce and mayo. Make that a footlong.
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Old Sep 08, 2008, 09:29 PM // 21:29   #11
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i would put a picture of a cute female cat but it would be inappropriate.

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Old Sep 08, 2008, 09:43 PM // 21:43   #12
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anything with lots of delicious meat, lot of delicious bread to hold the meat, and lots of delicious cheese (stolen viciously from the cows before they became some of the meat) would be amazing.
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Old Sep 08, 2008, 11:28 PM // 23:28   #13
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Bread: rye bread
Meats: Bacon (XD i know), Prime rib, corn beef
Cheeses: Melted cheddar and maybe some swiss
Dressings: Oil
Ex: Onions

Then grilled to perfection

The college my high school is near gives out some of the BEST rueben sandwiches, so thats what this is based on haha... damn im hungry
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Old Sep 09, 2008, 01:29 AM // 01:29   #14
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Another really nice "sandwich:"

Pizza slice 1 [facing down][bacon double cheeseburger or pepperoni+bacon]
Ranch Dressing
Pizza slice 2 [facing up][bacon double cheeseburger or pepperoni+bacon]





Damnit, Divinitys Creature suggested pizza sandwich before me.

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Old Sep 09, 2008, 01:49 AM // 01:49   #15
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Bread: Freshly baked mozzarella Focaccia bread

Meats: Chorizo Sausage, Prosciutto, Capicola, Mortadella, and Bresaola

Cheeses: Thinly sliced Asiago, crumbled Pecorino Sardo and Gorgonzola, and thick sliced Pecorino della Versilia.

Dressings: Fresh cold pressed import virgin olive oil (not extra virgin), import Balsamic vinegar, sun dried tomato and roasted red bell pepper paste, Dijon mustard, mayonnaise.

Vegetables: 2 pieces fresh Bibb lettuce, fresh Arugula, sliced Bermuda onion, julienned and sautéed orange bell pepper, and a thin slice of avocado.

= food based orgasm.
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Old Sep 09, 2008, 05:10 AM // 05:10   #16
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yum

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Old Sep 09, 2008, 07:52 AM // 07:52   #17
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philly cheesesteak.

with mustard, tabasco, mushrooms, onions and peppers.

damn it now im hungry.

EDIT: and an ice-cold beer to go with it FTMFW

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Old Sep 09, 2008, 08:17 AM // 08:17   #18
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Panini with oven dried tomatoes, tuna salad with lime, swiss cheese, and rocket, toasted.
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Old Sep 09, 2008, 08:27 AM // 08:27   #19
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Quote:
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Subway Chicken and Bacon Ranch with lettuce and mayo. Make that a footlong.
Would you like some sandwich with your salt, sir?


Mmm, Sandwiches.

For me, probably a just-cooked baguette, still slightly warm, with Turkey breast, Havarti Cheese, Lettuce and Cucumber. Have the baguette spread with real butter. That Flora crap tastes nasty, real butter has such a nice flavour, as bad as it is for you.

Simple is always best. I loathe dressings - They just don't "do" anything for the sandwich.
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Old Sep 09, 2008, 08:40 AM // 08:40   #20
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Dream sandwich?

2 fit women and me. Preferable those 2 from transformers, the blonde one and the brunette one. Yum.
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